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"One evening when Axel sleeps on the sofa in the living room and Anna was in work. Then sudden Johanna got a kind strip off and dressed of itself naked and went to the kitchen and took a laser cutter in the hand and targeted against the stomach.
She imposed the power and then the pink coloured laser beam cut up the abdomen, and she begun to scream so that Axel bounced up and ran to the kitchen in order to see what kid had now doing. He saw mass blood to come from her abdomen and she held laser cutter in the hand and cried.
Axel urged her la itself down on the floor and since placed gauze against cut, but the bleeding did not cease. Dark red blood pulsed from the stomach and near the whole the kitchen carpet each bloody. Axel took forward the mobile telephone and the dialled ambulance. As trip the ambulance came quickly and Johanna were pursued quickly to the hospital. As luck that Anna each on the job. Otherwise she willed have become shocked. Also Axel alone each shocked that the daughter plays with laser cutter so that the abdomen opens itself. As trip that he happened to last home. Intends if he willed have been in the cellar. Ambulance men looked awkwardly since Johanna where entirely naked and the abdomen each open. Who knows the suspect that Axel willed have cut her. Axel explained that Johanna is a lot of impulsive and can few awkward ideas. Then the ambulance man said that in that case he is a flying elephant..."